Total Medals Earned: 287 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,970 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (330/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
Save 1 gift!
Save 1000 gifts in total!
Save 200 gifts in one try!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
You have the power!
You've found Don Ramon!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
You're a failure of a duck
The duck that changed history
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
